Blind date

So I had my first ever truly blind date on Friday night.
There's not much I can say about the whole experience, except comment on the almost complete lack of chemistry between us. She was Japanese, but her English was good so that wasn't the problem. In fact if I have to put it down to just one thing, I'd say it was her laugh.
You might think I'm very strange, but for me the laugh is right up there with .. actually it's top of the list. This is because out of everything I bring to the table, which isn't much, I think my humor is the biggest selling point. But Miyuki used humor as a defense mechanism - not in the brilliant I'll tell jokes when I'm nervous way, but in the I'll laugh and smile when I'm nervous and have nothing else to say way. The kind of person who smiles all the time, and who hides behind it.
I feel I'm unfairly attacking her ... most people would mention her good looks and sexiness, but I'm a strange human being indeed. In fact, my list of most desirable traits in a woman are as follows:
1) Good laugh
2) Wears sneakers and NOT high heels
3) Glasses
4) Short hair
If you know anyone like this, and they like tall skinny blokes with bad hair, send 'em my way.